Internet Trolls - The Halloween Musical

Lyrics:

WE ARE TROLLS
WE ARE TROLLS
BIG BLACK HOLES
INSTEAD OF SOULS

PREYING ON THE WEAK AND DUMB
JUST FOR FUN
JUST FOR FUN!!

WE ARE TROLLS
ONLINE TROLLS
CHAOS IS OUR ONLY GOAL
CHAOS IN COMPLETE CONTROL

WE ARE THE TROLLS

WE USED TO LURK BY BRIDGES
STOPPING ALL WHO DARED COME BY
THE HUMANS SOON CAUGHT UP TO US
AND WE WERE FORCED TO HIDE

BUT THEN WE FOUND A PLACE TO GO
A PLACE TO GROW 
TO CALL A HOME




ANONYMOUS, NO RULES ARE SET
THEY CALL THIS PLACE

THE INTERNET .

INSTEAD OF TROLLING ONE BY ONE
IT'S MILLIONS AT A TIME
A STREAM OF ENDLESS VICTIMS
THIS MUCH FUN SHOULD BE A CRIME


WE ARE TROLLS
WE ARE TROLLS
BIG BLACK HOLES 
INSTEAD OF SOULS

PREYING ON THE WEAK AND DUMB
JUST FOR FUN
JUST FOR FUN!

WE ARE TROLLS
ONLINE TROLLS
CHAOS IS OUR ONLY GOAL
CHAOS IN COMPLETE CONTROL

WE ARE THE TROLLS

SAY SOME RANDOM HUMAN IS DECEASED
TO US IT PRESENTS A PERFECT FEAST
WE TROLL THEIR MEMORIAL FACEBOOK PAGE
AND OOH DELICIOUS RAGE

OR SAY WE INVOKE A FAPPENING
BEFORE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING
WE’RE GORGING ON ALL THE LUST AND SHAME
MOST ANYTHING’S FAIR GAME!

BUT NONE CAN TEST THE SKILL AND WIT
OR MATCH THE DARK AND SOULLESS PIT
OF ONE WHO RULES OUR TROLLISH RING
OUR FEARLESS LEADER, OUR TROLL KING

WE ARE TROLLS
WE ARE TROLLS
BIG BLACK HOLES 
INSTEAD OF SOULS

PREYING ON THE WEAK AND DUMB
JUST FOR FUN
JUST FOR FUN!

WE ARE TROLLS
ONLINE TROLLS
CHAOS IS OUR ONLY GOAL
CHAOS IN COMPLETE CONTROL

WE ARE THE TROLLS

WE ARE TROLLS
WE ARE TROLLS
BIG BLACK HOLES
‘STEAD OF SOULS TROLOLOLOLO…  
WE ARE TROLLS
JUST ONE GOAL
LA LA LA LA LA! TROLOLOLOLO..(vocalise cont’d)




WE ARE TROLLS
WE ARE TROLLS
HA, HO, HA, HO
HA, HO, HA, HO, HA TROLOLOLOOOOOOO…




WE ARE TROLLS
WE ARE TROLLS
BIG BLACK HOLES
INSTEAD OF SOULS

PREYING ON THE WEAK AND DUMB
JUST FOR FUN
JUST FOR FUN!

WE ARE TROLLS
ONLINE TROLLS
CHAOS IS OUR ONLY GOAL
CHAOS IN COMPLETE CONTROL

WE ARE THE… 

WE ARE TROLLS
WE ARE TROLLS
WE ARE THE TROLLS!